well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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