theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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