Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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