she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So apparently I’m into choking now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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