I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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