when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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