dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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