ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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