should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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