I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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