i think my tv is drunk
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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