I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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