If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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