David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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