She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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