Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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