Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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