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I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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