Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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