I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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