we have pet lesbian snakes
Plan B is the new Plan A
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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