Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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