Small penises have feelings too.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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