think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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