okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i now understand why vodka
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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