Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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