Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize