Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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