How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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