If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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