You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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