i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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