hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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