that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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