Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize