what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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