found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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