you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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