But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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