Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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