and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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