Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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