Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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