I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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