I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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