Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There r osticjed everywhere
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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