I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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