words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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