u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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