White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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